Theme from SCOBY

(Sung to the tune of Downstairs by Emma Miller)

I don’t want to go downstairs
Cause there’s a SCOBY at the bottom
And I don’t want fill that jar
Because I’m scared of how it’s growing
I’m scared of how it’s growing

And it goes out after dark
Replicating
And I’ve wasted all this tea
And I canna even drink it

I don’t want to go downstairs
Cause there’s a SCOBY at the bottom
And I don’t want fill that jar
Because I’m scared of how it’s growing
Yes I’m scared of it growing

I found that I could fight it
When my neighbors called and came over
I found that I could be strong
When the moths came closer and closer

I don’t want to go downstairs
Cause that SCOBY can’t be forgotten
And I don’t want fill that jar
Because I’m scared the tea will get rotten
I’m scared of this batch

I don’t want to go downstairs
Downstairs
Go downstairs